my parents said to go to bed early

it is early

in the morning

(Source: daysofgay)

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

kyurem:

going to sleep really late when you have to wake up early

You know what’s worse than slow internet?

(Source: fake-mermaid)

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis)

svviffer:

*ends my prayers with omg*

getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by